Self-Service Car Wash Bust
No happy ending for Michigan man arrested at the Fill-N-Wash
OCTOBER 20--Meet Jason Savage. The Ohio man was arraigned last week on
an indecent exposure charge after cops allegedly caught him, um,
detailing himself with a vacuum at the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash. Savage,
pictured in the below mug shot, was spotted last month loitering around
a Saginaw car wash by Officer Charles Brocker of the Thomas Township
Police Department. Brocker initially thought that Savage was "looking
for change in the waste access door," according to a police report.
But when he got within 20 feet of the suspect, Brocker instead
discovered that Savage has his pants undone and was using the
"commercial car vacuum" for a decidedly off-label use. When confronted
by Brocker, Savage had a succinct response: "Oh ****!" Savage, who was
arraigned on October 16, told Brocker that he was on parole for home
invasion, pot possession, and "Flee and Elude." (3 pages)